Checklisting

I have talked to many females of my species and have come up with this handy checklist that a woman should print and bring around, so that they can remember everything that they want their Prince Charming to have. Afterall, every girl deserves the best~

1. Filthy Rich

Said guy must be earning $30k a month LEGALLY. He must be able to afford a $1k bag at your whim.

2. Must have a sculpted body

This is the minimum requirement.

3. Must be pretty

Must have, at least, the face of Tay Ping Hui

4. Must be gentlemanly

This means

Courteous and polite at all times

Willing to spend money on your every whim

Pays for everything; including meals and shopping sprees

Must not be a flirt; you must be the only girl that he will look at

Gracious

5. Must own at least 2 cars

At least a Mercedes Class S or any extreme looking car

Must let you use one of it free of charge, with a credit card in the glove compartment for petrol and anything that catches your fancy

6. 10 inch dick with unrivaled stamina

self explanatory

7. Must own a landed property and staying by himself

Prime district optional, but around 80% of the place should be your stuff, 10% for common areas like toilet, corridors, and 10% for his stuff. Afterall, guys don’t need much space, right?

8. Sexy voice

Bass:8

Treble: 7

Volume: adjustable at a command

9. Will not criticize you but can take all criticism

read above

10. Very understanding parents

will not scold you in any way

will shower you with gifts

financially stable with their own houses far away

There! Done!

But I know something

But I know pain.

I know pain.

And sometimes, I share it.

Share it with someone like you.

Friday4

Yesterday someone told me something so funny that everytime I think about it, I can’t help but giggle to myself. In fact, I’m doing that too!

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All The Right Moves

Everyone seems to know where I’m going, what I’m doing. They got all the right friends in all the right places.

I don’t.

It doesn’t matter what you say, what you do, I’ll never be someone like you.

The answer lies in the heart of battle

I’m sure that most of those that finished A levels are pretty bored nowadays. Some are waiting for enlistment, so that means that they cannot commit to a job for more than 3 months. Those who gets a job are bored by how boring it is. That means that they are pretty bored.

But turning the pendulum back to November, I’m sure that most of those that are bored now are making plans for this exact period of time. So what have they been doing? Living in the future? Well, your current state sucks, your future sucks, your life sucks, and there is nothing you can do about it. You can get stoned at home, get stoned at a pub, it doesn’t matter.  You are just going to live the rest of your life doing the same mundane and boring shit you have been doing and die. Yes you will die. So now, do you wanna plan your death? Since you have been using your present to plan your future? It makes sense to plan your death now. So, I shall give you a GREAT idea. Be a martyr. Go die gloriously. I hope you take my advice, because then, your life will finally have the meaning that you have been craving your entire life.

Ali have been a good boy!

So give me my concession back please.

I spent more than $20 on transport this WEEK and it is only PUBLIC TRANSPORT.

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Dragon Age

Currently, my life is what you would call, ‘an utter failure’, but in Dragon Age, I am Alistar, a level 18 Templar, destined to save all of Fereldan from the evil clutches of an evil Arch-Demon. I will also get to become King of Fereldan later.

GnG

Yesterday I was in town. (Even though the adult fare nearly killed me… but that’s… a story for another time.)

So, in my left pocket was a phone, and everytime I see a pretty girl, I will press once, so that the calculator app on the phone will +1 to the sum.

And, in my right pocket was another phone, and everytime I see a pretty boy, I will press once, so that the calculator app on the phone will +1 to the sum.

In other words, I am keeping track of the number of pretty people I can find in town on an average working day. And my studies showed this:

Left Pocket Phone Sum: 54

Right Pocket Phone Sum: 148

It is very disturbing. This means, that for me to get a pretty person to go out with me, then I have 2 choices:

Become fit and healthy and handsome and rich to attract the pretty girls

or

Become gay

Neither choice sounds good to me.

P.S. Maybe ths reason for this phenomenon is this:

wah lau, you don’t want can give me i keep in my storeroom mah, you kill for what

P.S.S nvm dead body works too

It’s a new challenge

Finding (and continuing on) a job isn’t as simple as being a student.

Even if I’m stumped by the most difficult questions, I can ask around, look for notes and the answers will be readily available. not so for jobs. I can spend DAYS looking for one, but the solution is still yet to be found. Even if I ask around, who will give you a good job vacancy? Why wouldn’t they claim it as their own?

Now I know why some can fall into depression when they are out of a job, or can’t find a job. The mental stress is really great, and even though I do not have to shoulder the responsibilities of  paying the bills for a family, I still feel.. useless.